The Mind Of Lyriciss

Hello, world. Ain't that what everybody's been saying since Wayne dropped the "Show Me What U Got" freestyle a year ago? Blah @ that. Anyway, I've been blessed to enough to do a guest blog on the New Lifee situational thingy-thing-thing. So first off, my name is Lyriciss, aka Lyriciss Flowz, aka The Voice Of The Metro aka The Hope aka Too Many aka's Will Make You Look Effin' Wack. I am a young hip-hop artist out of the DMV...DC metro area...DC, Maryland, and Virginia...the Middle East...however you want to say that, that's where I'm from. If you can't tell, my mind is a rambling one. That being said, I tried to think of a concept for the blog, then I figured, "well...if the blog is MY blog...it should be a rambling one that relates to me." That being said, I just read HipHopDX (Amanda Bassa, what up?), and they had their "WTFs" and all of that. So I'm going to steal that concept and ramble about 10 things that make me say "WTF". Cool? Cool. Bong.

1.) WTF at the multicolored skinny jeans. Well , on men. That goes for deep V-necks too, especially if you got more chest hair than Chuck Norris.

2.) WTF @ Gucci Mane. Rhymes, gold teeth, black skin x white lips, all of it. Just WTF.

3.) WTF @ my daughter getting her diaper changed and filling it back up in 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

4.) WTF @ this new Soulja Boy and Bow Wow song. And as usual in his career, Bow Wow is on the short end of this stick (pause, no homo, or whatever these young bammas are saying nowadays). How so? Soulja Boy is expected to make a song like that. Bow Wow, while expected to be wack...that was a new low for even him.

5.) WTF @ these police checkpoints in the city. Holocaust '08?

6.) WTF @ Bill O' Reilly. Dude...give it up. No one cares about your opinion. Aren't you the same pervert that sexually harasses female coworkers AND you're married? How the hell are you going to give criticism on sexual lyrics in hip-hop?

7.) WTF @ Fox News Channel. Fuck them. Nothing more to say on that.

8.) WTF @ Jesse Jackson. You're the black Bill O' Reilly. Fuck out of here and go back to chasing loose women, you false prophet.

9.) WTF @ sheepskin condoms. Never used them, but just the idea of it. Who sat down and said "yeah, sheepskin is proper material for a penis. Sure, it doesnt protect you from STDs and has a lower consistency on preventing pregnancy than conventional latex condoms, but hey, if you ever want a higher-risk condom, here it is!"

10.) WTF @ the terms "hipster rap" and "backpack rap". Damn, rappers can't just be fresh and be lyrically dope too? Bammas have to be straight A college students on honor roll to spit a little positivity? We're lost out here, joe.

...and that's the conclusion. Wanted something more monumental? Sorry...AA batteries not included. Anyway, if you want to catch more of my blogging, hit my personal blog. Want to check out the music? Hit my MySpace. And hopefully, I'll be dropping in on the New Lifee 101 blog much more often.

Peace & Hip-Hop
Lyriciss