BluntlyPuts: TITTS AND DICKS ON PICS

TITTS AND DICKS ON PICS. by Felecia Coleman.

So I’m getting dressed on another regular school day filled with detention, nurse visits, and horny teenagers when I heard the most irregular shit on the radio. On the Cain show (99.5), I turn my radio up to make sure what I thought was said was actually said and yes. IT WAS.

"Studies are showing that parents should get used to nude picture messaging as apart of teen dating."

My initial reaction was disbelief but after a while it turned into total agreement. After all, we do live in a world where actual talent is the first way in the entertainment business and a sex tape is the 2nd. Even though occasionally, sex tapes substitute for cocaine as a fallen TV star from the 90's, heirs, or all-around-nobody's way of getting back in the business. ex: Kim Kardashian, Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, and not to mention SCREECH POWERS.

But I mean seriously, "apart of teen dating"? So the list goes... kissing, flirting, touching, holding hands, and OH YEAH MINOR PORNOGRAPHY. I mean it just doesn’t make sense even though the reality is greater than ever. Ladies, how stupid can you be? do u honestly not believe that your picture’s going to get shown and every single guy in the locker-room/ Spanish class/ football field is going to get a personal peep show of your plump-ones? That pic is so going to get passed around like weed and yes everyone's going to get a hit.

And guys, you may be packin, you may be lackin, who am I to judge? But either way, I know for a fact that girls look at every detail in that picture you send AND COMMENT to their friends. Whether it be "OMG! HAHAHA look at the 1990 windows computer in the background" or "OMG YUCK HIS PUBES ARE SO FUCKING CURLY! HAHAHA!".

And honestly, I mean I guess you sending me a pic of u grasping your mandigo is "sexy", but it gets old quick. and I swear ta god, if I get one more dick pic I’m going to go gay. JK but I will go APESHIT.

Quite frankly, I fear for our futures. really, I do. If nude photo's are the newest most coolest thing as teenagers, I wonder what’s going to be all the rave when we're 18? 21? even 30? We should all be scared... nail biting.. teeth clinching… shakin like a stripper or something this could potentially be serious. This is becoming an EPIDEMIC.

Readers, girls these days are RUTHLESS. I’m talking OD on OC (overdosed on outa control). I mean, teens, can we keep our privates in our pants for 2 seconds?

I hate to blame the music but maybe it really does have an effect on us...DMV, trust me I know we're all gogo heads but do we really have to live our lives through the lyrics "can you take a picture for my camera phone.... she's a camera phone freak yeah" or even "she's a freak and I love it baby" or even "she's a freak if she wanna roll with me?" is this where we get our encouraging and inspiring words?

Well how about these for inspirational words: GUYS give us a break. some girls are pressured by the question "how about you send me something in return babyyyyyyyyy" and please if your going to do it, at least clean up your room a little. GALS don’t get used.
After all, your body is a temple....
Not a public toilet :)

-bluntly put. Felecia Coleman


WORD ON THE STREET
Q: From both experience and the “word on the street”, I know that sometimes nude pictures can get crazy. (as if pornography isn’t out there enough, right!) So the question for this week is WHATS THE CRAZIEST PIC YOU’VE EVER GOTTEN? Here’s the word on the street.




“So im dating this guy and I soon find out that his brother likes me too. Even though im not interested at all. So one random ass night at one in the morning his bro sends me this picture of him like seriously on the hard and im just like “WTF! Why would you send me all this crap!?” I found it INSULTING.” -xxSheCuss2Muchxx

Dear xxSheCuss2Much,
I understand your way of taking it as insulting. Its does say a lot about you as a woman. But on the other hand, if the bro is “abundant”, I say you go smack at him. And your boyfriend. Might as well kill two birds with one stone.. One HARD stone that is! Lmao. Just kidding of course!- Felecia Coleman



“The craziest dick pic I got was funny. The guy actually had a bandaid on it!!! Lmao!” -aLittleLessLethal :)

Dear aLittleLessLethal,
Wow! I can only image how that even happened… -Felecia Coleman



“Craziest pic? The boy was sooo skinny. Like IN EVERY ASPECT. I laughed lol and then I just changed the subject to him like I never even got the picture” -$$TotalPackage:Ass,Men,Money$$

Dear $$TotalPackage:Ass,Men,Money$$,
Smart move. Aw he must have been so offended…well.. We know who got the “short end of the stick” if you know what I mean. haha. -Felecia Coleman



“Okay, so I got these pictures and like she looks like a good little girl but she’s nasty. So she sent me all these nude pics and I’ve never actually seen like a real white girls tits and ass except on tv (lol) but she sent em to me and I thought it was soooo funny because there was no ass in her thong and she was perfectly shaved. It was just hilarious to me… That had to be the most craziest picture.. and her little messy ponytail haha! It was just a mess.” -RobyourGirl

Dear RobyourGirl,
That is soo tough. It sounds like “a mess” lol. Uhm.. How about next time (if u must receive/send/ask for), you send requirements like **NO MESSY PONYTAILS**. Lol at least inform… lol. -Felecia Coleman



“Well it was me and my friend at the movies and this random guy just comes and sits between us and whips it out. It was sooo random! Then he takes my phone.. And takes a picture of it RIGHT THEN AND THERE! It was soo outrageous! !”-JazzMenTurnMeOn

Dear JazzMenTurnMeOn,
Omg seriously? Like.. that’s OD on OC ridiculous. Guys these days are getting bolder! I mean did he expect u to save it as your screensaver or something. I mean sheesh!! That’s by far THE CRAZIEST I’ve heard in a good while. Like omg, you’re in a certain thing called PUBLIC. And no one wants to see your PUBICS in PUBLIC, okayyyyyyy! lol - Felecia Coleman



“Hmmm. Craziest.. Well, this girl actually put cups on her boobs! Swear!”- ^^Dare Elevator^^

Dear ^^Dare Elevator^^,
Lmao! Omg! Well.. Uhm… I guess she wanted you to “serve her up”! -Felecia Coleman


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