I LOVE Soccer Moms!

If there was a Biggest Fucking Idiot Award Given Out

Sarah Palin and Rudy Guliani Would Have To Engage In A Gladiator-esque Battle For It's Rightful Owner

Even My AIM Message Alerts And 2Pac Booming Bombasticly From The Basement Couldn't Drown-Out The Mindless, Dumb Ass,...Fucking Drivel That Was Teleprompted Thru My Television

Bristol's Soon-To-Be-Infant-Occupied Breast Kept Me More Alert Than The

"Normal soccer mom from a little town in Alaska"

BITCH I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!

I Can't...I Can't Even Manifest My Anguish Without Sounding As Ignorant As She

So Let Me Do That

She Didn't Say Shit

Wholetime Im Watching This Shit, I Can't Believe The Shit Coming From Her Mouth

She Kept Sucking McCain's Dick (Still Slurpin'!)

Trying To Embarass Obama (Sorry, Try Again)

And FINALLY Inform Us About Her "Experience" (Still Lost There...)

And Guliani Made NO Valid Points Whatsoever

He Did Basically Say How Obama Wasn't Smart Enough To Make "Big Decisions" (Holy Awkward Racial Undertones, Batman!)

And...I'm Over It

Fuck That

And Fuck Rudy Guliani

BITCH!

(btw, I Need Me A Cowboy Hat! =) )

100s!